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Kadam @Sombra@mastodon.social

Disables mastodon email notifs, still get them in my email

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I just realized I'm sitting here drinking cider in the middle of the day like a fuckin degenerate

I'm too goth to be a ned but I got some neddish tendencies aye

That Scottish cultural act of getting pissed on Bucky and getting a munchybox @ 3am

People take the piss out of Scotland
Any country I can order pakora and curry at 3AM in the morning is ok with me

So I bought some cheap red wine and a leg of duck and the checkout girl was all "ooo that's a wee bit fancy are ye going oan a date?"

Aye wae my right hand, fuckin bounce

ye ever love men so much ye jus wanty wrap yerself nice n cozy in tinfoil stick yerself in the microwave and blow yerself up tae fuck

Sometimes you're the shredder, sometimes you're the hapless asshole

The most surprising thing about mastodon is that there's more than 3 Scottish people on here
Whenever I meet a Scottish person on twitter or whatever it's the most surreal thing I'm so used to Americans

I've read the word echochamber about 23 times in the space of 20 minutes by now

I heard someone say furry porn and now I'm wide awake

Kadam boosted

SINCE MASTODON USES STARS INSTEAD OF HEARTS I CAN FINALLY USE THIS GIF AGAIN....

when ur friends toot that good good shit mastodon.social/media/14617

I'm not really sure why people seem to be angry on here lately and I think I'm fine with continuing to not know

Well the ending to Black Lagoon was

Something

Damn

I got a Ditto from another country so this is going to make shiny breeding SO SO much easier
Thank GOD

I've been playing Pokemon Moon for 17 hours and I'm only on the second island
I hope this game is super long and I'm not just being slow