Read my web comic, Fairy Play
Now with descriptions below for more accessibility.
This is the first page of my webcomic, Fairy Play:
I was playing with a plastic crocodile and pretending to "num num num num" my daughter's arm. Her response?
To offer her arm and say, "Here's your breffast."
that one I didn't mishear. I'm just not telling you the context.
"He promised his shrinking days were over."
it was a Disney preview thing where they go all out trying to make themselves an essential part of childhood and then I heard this woman's voice sing, "It's time to remember my dick!" but, of course, she was singing "magic" not "my dick" but that's just what I heard
Cuddles are good
I'm in a good mood but the heat of the day has me wiped out
Shout out to the cashier who spotted me 4 pennies when I paid with change at the self serve and had a Canadian quarter by mistake. I know you pity me and I don't care; I love your kindness.
"A bee is out there."
Being mildly allergic to soap fumes sure makes showers a sneeze party.
Me: -starts a new episode of MBMBAM-
ABBA: If you change your mind -
My daughter: STOP THAT MUSIC
ABBA: ...I'll be first in line...
My daughter: Stop it, PLEASE! Please Mommy?
Me: It is only a few seconds of the song.
My daughter: Please stop the music, Mommy!
So Somebody Does Not Like ABBA
"This is fantastic! Is this a shell?"
"And are these waves?"
"For me? Oh thank you so much!"
I have this grape-scented beauty here and I wanted to show you.