"this just in: he knows how to take off his pants"
Most boy clothes for babies is navy blue or gray pants, with the rainbow of blue and gray broken only by occasional red, green, or orange. Also, baby clothing companies decided stripes for boys and polka dots for girls, in general. But if you ignore all that, then you don't have to miss out on outfits like this.
"Uncle Fif: -holding my son-
Mommy: So if he cheeses on you, I've got a napkin here.
Uncle Fif: Cheeses? What is that? I don't know what that is.
Mommy: Well you know how he drinks milk all day. It's all he eats.
Uncle Fif: Yes...
Mommy: Well sometimes when he is burpy he brings up curds and whey.
Uncle Fif: I cannot deal with that."
"my baby, often, he grabs my thumb and tries to jam it in his eye
I have to fight the strength of his whole arm with the strength of my thumb because he wants to take hold of my opposing digit in his powerful baby grip and gouge his eye out for some reason
and he tries this several times a day
so far I have won"
"Son: -pooplord poopaggeddon here to poop on your day-
Mommy: -cleans up everything, especially the moon-
Mommy: Here's another cute outfit. It has dinosaurs!
Son: You took too long to clean up. I am loudly miserable and I will never forgive you.
Son: Feed me."
@SorrelGillespie omg this reminds me of this one time my youngest was sleep taking and my partners and I decided it sounded like an ancient spell. "chiro chiro chiro, tuwei fusemwie!"
@SorrelGillespie I like that it's getting easier to get non-gendered clothing now... Though it gets everyone in a flap! tsk. I got a super cute penguin onesie for babby, which is pale mint green, and comes with a vest with a penguin and seal pattern.
But then again, I also got an obviously for boys dragon set haha XD
(I noticed there were dinosaur sets in both pinks and in blues last time I was clothes shopping. So that's something at least)
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