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the average human swallows 7 bowls of soup in their sleep each year

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me when someone makes a funny joke: "lol"

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Pero cuando el pueblo se decida a luchar hasta el fin no habrá ninguna potencia que pueda ser superior a la potencia de ese pueblo que quiere su libertad

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name your ride-or-die soups. i'll start:

1. unyielding longing
2. timely help from a trusted friend
3. chicken noodle

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@Soup_Official

1. Bittersweet new beginnings
2. An honorable death
3. Broccoli cheddar

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@Soup_Official
1. existential headaches
2. plato's theory of forms
3. irish stew

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in the pub and a guy a table across on presumably a date said "a donkey is like a working class horse"

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@Soup_Official "average person swallows 7 soup bowls a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person swallows 0 soup bowls per year. Soupbowls Georg, who lives in a cave & swallows over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

name your ride-or-die soups. i'll start:

1. unyielding longing
2. timely help from a trusted friend
3. chicken noodle

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