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Hey tooter I don't know if you know this but Rihanna asked Korn if they fancied remixing BBHMM and they said yes and the result is one of my favourite songs ever youtu.be/Pgcpuu7xC3g

Talking to a boy on tinder about our Hegel apathy, that's the sweet spot xoxo

I'm not much of an ariana fan but we can all agree that the light is coming is a fucking banger

Alcohol 

Need to date more women and get more delicious gifts

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Alcohol 

A girl I went on some dates with bought me a banana bread beer and...it's DELICIOUS

sex dream 

I had a sex dream about Mac last night, feel like i've cheated on charlie

let's all thank Cardi B for giving us the best lyrics of 2018:

broke hoes do what they can,
Good girls do what they told,
Bad bitches do what they want,
That's why a bitch is so cold.

I'm a gangsta in a dress,
I'm a bully in the bed.
Only time that I'm a lady's when I lay these hoes to rest.

I don't look very good with full bangs but this is half way between full and side so maybe I could get away with it and it's only hair anyway init

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when I get a proper job I am going to see a hairdresser for the first time in ten years and maybe get this hair

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I am really really into this v specific look from Told You So and I'm having to do a lot to not cut my hair rn

Woke up to messages from six men on tinder. What was in the bank holiday weekend water

Drugs 

Remember watching hot rod when ideas sixteen with two of my best friends and getting high and sniffing poppers and literally having never laughed that hard again in my life tbh

Boost if you think Hot Rod is the best film ever, fave if you love Andy Samberg, ignore if you're a liar and a coward

"What's going on? Is this some sort of interactive theatre art piece?" - me whenever I dislike anything

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