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the subway sandwich artist called my order “respectable”

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get excited for my next op-ed: Millenials Are Killing Nazis

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"The Cool S"  

i live in your garage and drink your WD40

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On A Sidenote, 🇵🇷  

paging @selontheweb

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Special Guest Star Billy Zane  

My film program banned weapons in student films because 80% of male students and like 60% of female students would otherwise try to do no-budget Tarantino

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I'm the rupi kaur of not knowing who rupi kaur is

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D. S. Randlett  

Good coming of age stories:

The Piccolo Saga
The Cell Saga

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Clarence BEEFTANK  

hot take: the best zelda music is in breath of the wild

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thank god to kojeve for putting it into something approaching readable

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it's awful how annoying hegel is to read given how hugely important that motherfucker is to any sort of modern philosophy

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call of duty 4 as an exploration of the human condition in joyce's "a portrait of the artist as a young man", a thread (1/447)

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homeshuck

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"The Cool S"  

what up lil dudes, dxdes, and hard chillers of any gender, i'm BUZZING with good vibes at this moment

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garfield  

homestuck fans find jokes about white people offensive but are too awkward and cowardly to say so publicly

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homesucks

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The Enby Reading This  

i had a landline phone then i phreaked it

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Luna (She/her) 🐀  

"Homosexuality, Communism, and chocolate bread” is such a mood

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garfield  

the homestuck thread is the only true hellthread on this website

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this place is too damn horny honestly. y'all gotta tone it down

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the d in efdn is dayglo  

Great words from a great man... We lost a real one today.

Rest in Peace, sir 😔

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boogie to the elf dance  

ben shapiro voice: "The only way to be a rebel is to *squints at notes* fully support everything that the American empire does, no matter how misguided or fucked up"

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post-realist philosopher  

laser's entire account is a meticulously planned trap to get me to listen to the front bottoms but I won't fall for it!

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