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the subway sandwich artist called my order “respectable”

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get excited for my next op-ed: Millenials Are Killing Nazis

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only open if you're a dude 

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@Spacedrake i've thought about it though and its fucking hard as hell to make something modeled on twin peaks and the like because there sort of needs to be something baked into the system or way in which you run that game that enforces you to sort of act in ways that at times are completely counter to your interest for reasons even you dont know, like the psychology of that kind of stuff would be interesting to see play out in a ttrpg

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I think the problem I'm running into with monster hearts is that they have enough safety features that people can tell you to use those when the actual solution is "I don't want to play this at all"

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Player: and i uhhh, i give his dick a quick rub

DM: ok. Steve, roll to cum

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@spookcentral @Spacedrake yeah like, its of course better than most things because its not made by a straight man but like the brand of very sexual tabletop will always makes me deeply uncomfortable, like i think stuff like specifically sex is something that should happen off-screen in your world because it makes less of a weird relationship between you and your players

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@tasnyx @Spacedrake

imma keep it real with you horny rpg writers im not gonna rp sex with five other nerds on a school night

listen monster hearts I like you but you really don't need to do a "THIS IS WHAT THE METAPHOR MEANS" section

I'm writing a breakup scene between an artist and his wife and it's taking every bone in my body to not have her say "sculpt this!" and then sock him in the jaw

no, I did not actually intend to name that character "Cark". no you do not have to continue suggesting it

I swear you make one typo in my screenwriting software it'll remember it forever. it's the equivalent of typo in the group chat but for friendless writers

time to log off before the printer sex posting takes off I think

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being a dick all the time in every social situation and telling people its because of the panopticon

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brutalism twitter coming out of it's cinderblock cube to shame mankind

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you've heard of eigenvectors, now get ready for eugenvectors

been greatly enjoying the o brother where art thou soundtrack recently. it tends pretty dark but I find it tremendously relaxing

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