Spazio @Spaziotwat@mastodon.social
This is the parallel universe all the other ones make jokes about
- @Spaziotwat
America in Three Words:
* No Vacancy Here
* Death Becomes Her
* Crazy, Sad, Beautiful
* Civility Be Damned
* Striking Multiple Poses
* Ain’t No Scrub
* White Extinction Anxiety
* Made of Dreams
* First in Asshats
* Punctual, Abundant Evil
* Forget the Past
* Sorry, Not Sorry
Being shittered = being shattered by the poop you've just made.
The sun is too hot and bright, I would like to elect a new Sun
please stop brutally owning me. being the most popular person on this website is literally all I have
to open a stuck jar of olives, just wrap it in a paper towel and hit it with a hammer
Just found out there's nerds on here.
"chat" comes from the French word for "cat," because that's what we send each other online
If corporations ever take full control of our government, here are some suggestions for state name changes:
*Mini-soda
*Californi-carrion
*Mistake-asippi
*Rhode Stylin’
*Massive-blue-tits
*Okra-zona
*Tex-a-roni, the San Jacinto Treat
But we need to maintain our strategic supplies of rasium, which is mined in Africa. I'm not sure this person "gets it"!
Social Media Day shouldn’t be a holiday.
What are we supposed to be celebrating anyway? The weaponization of our technology against us? The phenomenon of smartphone addiction? The degradation of our political discourse?
I’m good, thanks.
The kind of game where you finally beat the boss and win the game but then a cow crushes the princess.
All I want is to see Ronaldo crap his pants on live TV just once. Is that too much to ask?
[meeting the Queen]
- “And you are?”
- “The Queen”
“It’s a funeral”, they said
“Wear black”, they said
“Who’s the idiot dressed as Zorro?”, they said
@Spaziotwat I feel sorry for the agent that has to read pages and pages of my theory that Papa John is the mastermind behind the Illuminati and each store location has a secret base underneath.
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!
At your funeral I promise to read all of your good toot.
Officially shut down/deleted all my tweets on Twitter. It's a weird feeling but I don't want to be part of it anymore. Goodbye 11 years of insane rambling!
this shark was hiding in plain sight
a mastodon instance for people who like coffee roasting
