Hey anyone out there in Mastodon land know anyone at Doublefine I can get in touch with?
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@mno that's seriously the only vaguely sensible explanation that I can come up with, someone was like "you know what'd be neat, is if we knew the MB personality type of every applicant!" and someone found a quiz online and that went literally directly into production with no one paying the slightest attention to what they were actually asking people to do
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@mno oh god did they integrate a myers-briggs personality quiz in the middle of a job application without even flagging it?? or, like, saying "we won't look at your individual answers"???
Like I can find a charitable explanation that is extreme tone-deaf not-paying-attention-to-how-they're-coming-across rather than straight-up malice, but as a Successful Professional I would advise you to not even consider giving this company your energy, avoid avoid avoid avoid
Just realized Weird Al did an accordion rendition of Walking On The Sun, and started wondering how the world would be different right now if he'd waited to immortalize Smash Mouth in polka form until All Star came out
I haven't even done anything at work but read documents, but, like, I feel like the documents might actually MEAN SOMETHING and this is VERY NOVEL to me
Me out of university: ugh I'd never want to work at a big company full of bureaucracy and process
Me at 35, working for a company making medical software, with formal processes in place for HIPAA compliance to ensure everyone is clear about what is being done and why and that everything works as designed: THIS RUUUUUULESSSS
Starting a new job today
It's, like, a real company
I've been in weird small company bubbles for way too long
At a Canada Day party playing a goofy Mario Kart Wii romhack
This is a pretty good Canada Day party
At a Canada Day party. A 10-year-old boy just rated all of the episodes of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared from least to most creepy
That was me, Google. I was just trying to login in an incognito window and I mistyped my password once. You also texted my phone rather than using my existing 2fa, and I passed that test, but then you tried to force a password reset so I gave up and closed the window.
I ought to know more about noise weirdos from the 60s