Are allergies even genetic ? Like do people usually have the same allergies their parents have ?

I also wonโ€™t be procreating with anyone who canโ€™t eat peanuts. My child will know the joys of a Snickers.

I could never procreate with someone who has seasonal allergies. Like, how the fuck are you allergic to outside?! No, I ainโ€™t have those kids. They be snotting everywhere. Gross!

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Hey cuties !
Me and @C1t1z3n0ne@social.privacytools.io
will be streaming in 2 minutes ๐Ÿ™‚
Weโ€™re gonna be talking about and (a cool AI)

Come join in on the fun!
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The free expression of the hopes and aspirations of a people is the greatest and only safety in a sane society.
-- Emma Goldman

#anarchism #quote #bot

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im trying to be more performative in my day to day life

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On Fridays, my soccer team does Fresh Fruit Fridays (bc one of our asst coaches owns an orchard #justcaliforniathings ) and they left a fruit cup on my desk with a note that says

"From the soccer team . Thank you for everything you do! You are APPRECIATED"

Ngl, I teared up ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

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food 

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@SpunkyAlpaca Meteorology? More like Lie-ology!!!! Or maybe Deception-ology?

I am going to fucking kill the fucking weather man. Itโ€™s fucking raining hard as fuck. He said it wasnโ€™t going to fucking rain until 10 PM. Itโ€™s fucking 5:58 PM.

Iโ€™m getting my car fixed next week but Iโ€™m going to put myself on a gas allowance and only drive so much. Then, once I run out of my allowed gas money Iโ€™m taking the bus. I really live so close to work and stuff that I shouldnโ€™t be driving anyway. But on days like today when Iโ€™m working at the farm. A car would be so great!

I hate when I have to take 2 buses. Itโ€™s so awkward.

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lewd joke 

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Guys, I just got some incredible and disturbing news. It turns out, Healyn didn't die 20 years ago. He was abducted. By aliens! And they crashed in New Mexico and he's being held in cryostasis in Area 51. So, i set up an event to storm area 51 to rescue healyn on September 21st.

DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT CONFUSE THIS WITH THE OTHER EVENT STORMING AREA 51 ON SEPTEMBER 20TH. THIS IS A DIFFERENT EVENT!

@Wayves lol. Itโ€™s super hard. They make it look so easy though. I havenโ€™t had any successful garments yet. Lol. But Iโ€™m trying some easy stuff so maybe itโ€™ll work out.

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