Pinned toot

When newcomers to Mastodon start acclimating to their surroundings, find themselves in a brand groove, and start throwing out dank memes with a cockiness of an Attitude Era wrestler.

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oh shit i've hardly tooted today uhhhhhh the pringles man could get it

Few things warms the cockles of the heart more than a bottle of fine Japanese Whiskey.

For the past few days, I've been binging hard on Naruto: Shippuden on Hulu. Most it's been me watching bits and pieces of episodes, mostly the really freaking important central plot stuff then fast forwarding through the rest. Christ, there's so much filler, so much stuff that thinks its central plot material but it's just an illusory jutsu, which I guess mirrors the plot as it unfolds towards the end. So many lies are made. So many. So much of this could've been condensed. But I like it still.

I sure as hell will not be creating any other new instances, so until KNZK comes back, I'll be posting on this account til then.

RISSEEEEE FROM YOUR GRAVE.

Hey KNZK gang, is anybody else having trouble accessing your account?

'Cuz mine is completely borked.

K since everyone else is migrating, I decided to bite the bullet and do the same as well.

This account is officially dead. Please follow me at @StQuelleSurprise

Thanks, friends.

K since everyone else is migrating, I decided to bite the bullet and do the same as well.

This account is officially dead. Please follow me at @StQuelleSurprise

Thanks, friends.

My only accurate map of the US from my birdsite

When you want the meat lovers pizza but ur pal wants the Hawaiian pizza.

jorts are making the Zzzs post Aussies whomst are fond of making great dance music

So I was browsing the internet when I saw this

Oh no. I've been watching a longplay of Final Fantasy 7 the past few days for ol time's sake and I finally got to the end of disk one and just witnessed.. Aerith's death scene at the hands of Sephiroth.

Nothing ever fails to entertain me quite like Cloud Strife's FF7 character model's arms with their equine-inspired arms worthy of the finest MLP slash-fics.

Being hornt on Mastodon is based on our spiritual desire to commune with Mother Earth and learn how life is created, life is destroyed, and life is renewed when a nude is offered as tribute for the multitude. So that they in turn may spill their reproductive fluids upon the terra firma and fertilize the undying heart of creation itself.

My sadness is an incoherent dank meme that consumes brain cells like a toxic sludge born from a unholy congregation of Dittos chanting from the Book of the Dead.

White bean kale salad is the preferred food of choice for Tooters who love to Toot.

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