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When newcomers to Mastodon start acclimating to their surroundings, find themselves in a brand groove, and start throwing out dank memes with a cockiness of an Attitude Era wrestler.

sexuality shitpost Show more

"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent hips that don't lie. "Give me your wired not tired, your Shrimp Po-Boys,
Your huddled shoegazes yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming Jersey Shore.
Send these, the Homeward Bound: Air Bud Breaks The Internet, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my Triforce beside the golden door!"

Drugs; Music Question Show more

fucking bizarre to be this pretty
(selfies, no eye contact)

I was sick as a dog last weekend and my cat stopped chewing on my legs long enough for me to recuperate because shes a good kitty cat

Nighttime driving would be so much more enjoyable if we didn't have to deal with headlight glare

"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent hips that don't lie. "Give me your wired not tired, your Shrimp Po-Boys,
Your huddled shoegazes yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming Jersey Shore.
Send these, the Homeward Bound: Air Bud Breaks The Internet, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my Triforce beside the golden door!"

this is my favorite gif of all time and its important that everyone watches it

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