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When newcomers to Mastodon start acclimating to their surroundings, find themselves in a brand groove, and start throwing out dank memes with a cockiness of an Attitude Era wrestler.

It looks like the Sorcewess has already used the plans to build her own wocket

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If you die while surfing you go to Valhella

The Orb is a Magic 8 Ball dot Exe subroutine for a Delphic Oracle Supercomputer named Alarune Allosaurus

you will learn very quickly that mastodon fucking loves possums

@healyn healyn even when youre right i want to disagree with you

just raised $2B in seed capital through my latest venture with gwyneth paltrow selling "lung coldening" pills. warm lungs got ya down? not anymore folks!

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