You can tell Earthbound is a special kind of RPG because you legit spend a decent chunk of the game fighting sentient piles of puke. Does Final Fantasy or Skyrim have even ONE barf-battle? D O U B T F U L
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Finally got a chance to play Reigns last night! Insanely fun and addictive, stuffed with surprises and compelling story-telling. This is the (Tinder themed?!) grown-up choose-your-own adventure video game of my dreams! A++, will try the spin-offs.

Gonna take a break from Wario Fest tonight and root around in my Steam library--buncha stuff I haven't played in there, and I grabbed some new stuff today for cheap! Goofery starts at 9!

Ahhh, Wario Stadium: host to so many triumphant victories, crushing defeats, and your CHEATING BULLSHIT FRIEND WITH THE BLUE SHELL AAUUURRRRGGHHH!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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Metroid Fusion is a little more handhold-y and railroad-y than I want out of of a Metroid game, but holy SHIT does it make up for it by OOZING eerie atmosphere and the dread of lonely vulnerability.
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Video game world maps are a joy to look at, even when I'm not super familiar with the game. Here's Koholint from Link's Awakening: so much adventure on such a little island!
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I'm like 99% done with grim 'n' gritty re-imaginings of kid-friendly IPs, but there's no way I could resist the Pac-Man ghosts reborn as mind-meltingly horrifying eldritch abominations. Blinky's packin' butcher knives!
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Since 90s nostalgia-mining is in FULL swing, can we get game systems and accessories in see-through neon colors again? That shit was fresh as hell!

Tune in tomorrow at noon for a marathon of monster mashing, building bashing movie mayhem! ๐ŸŽž๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿค–

After crossing the 300 likes mark on Facebook and with an honest-to-Godzilla new movie in May, we gotta celebrate! Come watch mammoth mutants battle awesome aliens with us! Starts at 12 noon on Sunday, March 31st right here:

Yuk it up with us and Wario! tonight @9! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคช

Actual footage of me trying to walk through even the tamest haunted attraction:
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Imagine trying to live a normal life as a background character in an RPG...
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MAN I love and miss lavish, art- and lore-stuffed video game instruction manuals! Super Mario Bros. 2 had a great one!
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I really wanted Grape Escape as a kid and I always assumed my parents didn't get it for me because it would be too messy. Looking at it now I'm thinking it's because it was clearly "Babby's First Mutilation Simulator." Growing up in the 90s was bonkers.
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