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I never use horses in BotW. Link is the only All terrain vehicle i need

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I dive for cover as additional gender reveals whiz overhead, killing the rest of my squad.

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Well, Mr. Kudo? The court is waiting for your epic performance! You said you’d eat those seeds and sing the pigeon song!

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”You just had a burgerǃ” ”Yeah, but I have a second stomach for steaksǃ” (Whatǃ?)

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Nick... you know Santaǃ? Wow... Nick and St. Nick... Heyǃ I see the connectionǃ

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acknowledge nonbinary representation or die by my sword

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"are you ok? you sound like you're mentally in a k-mart"

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im glad that others are joining the teeth eating cause, but i feel that there is some confusion in the nature of teeth being eaten. it is not your own teeth you are eating, it is other teeth

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yes sometimes i repurpose my discord jokes for masto ya know? its called recycling im saving the planet one meme at a time

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Sen voice: secret police is offline post fat pikachu

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the jewelry industry is like "it's extremely rude to propose with a ring worth less than 3 months of your salary" and straight people are like "damn, wig, this is a rule we gotta enforce"

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Super Smash Brothers Ultimate is the second time ever that Isabelle has appeared wielding a sword. The first time was the day she killed my father. Finally, I will have my revenge.

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