*at the support group:*

"Gene therapy gone wrong. How about ny'all?"

"Magical girl contract."

"HRT side effects."

"My witch girlfriend needed a familiar. How about you, newbie?"

"Bitten by a catgirl."

*silence*

"That's… not supposed to happen. At least, I didn't know it could happen."

"That's what they told me at the doctor's office, RIGHT BEFORE THEY REFERRED ME TO A VET 😤"

Coming up on the one year anniversary of my Dad passing away.
He was 92 when he died here at home.
I miss him very much.

Please consider writing your hashtags in upper camelcase so screen readers have a chance at figuring them out.

sounds like an giant undecipherable mess of sounds.

reads out "Why I Stay On Mastodon" 😄

(Reason #44 I stay here: my previous requests like this have been generally well-received, proving that most people are awesome.)

Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: The requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth and tell the whole world — “No, YOU move.”

WIP having fun texturing fabric and pearls in #oils. I find it hard but rewarding to paint in glazes over dry white for the satin #oilpainting #traditionalart #mastoart

Firefox admits they will eventually be sending all of your DNS to Cloudflare. Cloudflare will monetize your internet browsing, no matter how much their PR people say they are.

If you want to disable that, go to "about:config", and set "network.trr.mode" to 5.

The values are: 0 - default off, 1 - race, 2 TRR first, 3 TRR only, 4 shadow, 5 off by choice

I painted dogbomb because he’s a cool dude

Please consider donating to ALS research!

www.alsa.org

you know what they call fortnite in france? battle royale with cheese

This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two Fibonacci jokes you heard combined

"trollian.space" LOL nope.

Keep an eye on who follows you!

I've said this before: curate your own experience.

Unfollow people, turn of boosts from certain people, make lists of that's your thing, follow hashtags, mute & block liberally.

You do not owe anyone your time nor energy.

that didn't work for the Romans and it won't work for you

Oh, beer labels can’t be approved because of government shutdown. Countdown to rebellion in 3... 2... 1...

The median salary for a full-time writer in the US is $20,300, well below the poverty line.

nytimes.com/2019/01/05/books/a

Never feel bad about self promotion or asking for money to survive in the hell that is capitalism.

Even an average writer or other creator provides more net value to the world than the 'best' capitalist, AKA labor-thief and planet-destroyer.

wow, this is a new one

if you need my “personal data” to pay your staff then you need to find a more ethical fucking business model

22g .999 fine silver wire on a quarter inch brass mandrel to make coils which are then hand cut with clean cut snips.
I will need 100's-1000s of these, fused and individually hand shaped, to make various loop in loop chains.

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