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Colonel Jimothy Curtiss @Sylthfarn@mastodon.social

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phantom: so :) will you tell me NOW what your biggest secret is :)
simon: yea
phantom:
simon: i once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 weeks
simon: i didn't actually sell my last car i just forgot where i parked it
simon: i don't know who al gore is and at this point i'm too afraid to ask
simon: when they say 2% milk i don't know what the other 98% is
simon: when i was a baby my head was so big scientists did experiments on me
simon: i once threw a beer at a swan + then it attacked my niece athena

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Simon: lesbians what is your wisdom
Aura: world hard and cold. tiddy warm and soft.
Adrian: girl hot
Maya: watch naruto

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me, a foolish naive child: hey what gender is envy
my brother, woke before his years: honestly when you see their true form does it really fucking matter

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ahlbi: miss maya....she's been arrested!
amy: ah yes, her favorite hobby

i couldn't stop thinking abt this meme so i went and made it again i fucking hate this

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phantom: so :) will you tell me NOW what your biggest secret is :)
simon: yea
phantom:
simon: i once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 weeks
simon: i didn't actually sell my last car i just forgot where i parked it
simon: i don't know who al gore is and at this point i'm too afraid to ask
simon: when they say 2% milk i don't know what the other 98% is
simon: when i was a baby my head was so big scientists did experiments on me
simon: i once threw a beer at a swan + then it attacked my niece athena

name: dhurke sahdmadhi
alignment: chaotic dad

phoenix is a disaster bisexual through and through and miles is a disaster gay who looks like a distinguished gay

anyone: phoenix and miles aren't a couple

me, pointing viciously at that: explain please

My bff: Why did Kristoph name his dog the Italian word for clams when his brother's name is German for piano

phoenix wright wears socks with crocs pass it on

zelos after a night with his ogre bf

bc this was a request i wanted it to look nice but honestly zelos was being the problem not his bf

kristoph gavin: disgusting little man