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what is with all these drawings of ugly ass people with round heads and tubular bodies

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trump seems like the kind of person that was born from an egg

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also if you think a 10/10 game means its perfect you're fucking delusional

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why are like 90% of people who review games shit at it

unpopular opinion: Wilder Mind by Mumford and sons is a fantastic album that people missed and everyone should go listen to it you cannot change my mind

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when i said i was gonna kill god i meant the christian one not sans

Apparently avengers and game of thrones are both coming out in May can someone drive an icepick through my skull

So when is mastocon happening I wanna piss in the ball pit

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if she's your girl then why is she sucking me off through my jorts

I'm at a small lil mall and there's this full on orchestra playing what's going on

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the mastodon creators: lets make a nice social platform for fanbases to interact!!!
mastodon userbase: hehe gona put coochi juice in me bong
mastodon creators:

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