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Guide to new Mastodon users: the furries control the east block, the French control the exercise yard, and the infosec people and gamerdevs have forged an alliance

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Blazing hot take 

Mastodon is a psyop by Twitter to convince the public that decentralized, federated social networking can't work.

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In order to be nice to newcomers, I'm using the @tdwjake and @ozkfodrotski Alaska strategy of hating my neighbors quietly and minding my own damn business. It's the only way to build a healthy community in a new spot.

 

just ate some peeps in silence while I watched this audio compress hashtag sundays

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This federated timeline feature sure has some pretty good potential for some serious misunderstandings to crop up.

Adjusting accordingly.

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tfw you see very clear warning signs that this will probably be a temporary stop on the journey to finding a reasonable social network.

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You read news about a burning church and you think it's either an accident, or the damned Norwegians are promoting a tour or something. Nope, rednecks probably.
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sure hope mastodon isn't an elaborate april fool's joke by twitter

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Checking out the pre-released Gorillaz tracks from the upcoming album and one of them straight up sounds like they're channeling Earth Wind & Fire(in a good way, of course).

First 2 Max Payne games pulled off classic noir pretty well for their time of release.
3 going from "I appear to have escaped to a less terrible hell." to "Tricked again, everything is terrible here as well." was fun/interesting.

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