Tablesaw Tablesawsen @Tablesaw@mastodon.social
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I posted over at the Birdsite that I think its "operational metaphor is Reality TV Set. It looks like a house, but nothing is private; everything is recorded & commodified. Its mantra is 'I'm not here to make friends.'"
Other people have been talking about how mastodon feels like many other "early" internet spaces. I hope that means (modulo instance) it's a place that's amenable to make friends.
TL;DR: I AM HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS (even though am bad at making friends)
Going into the javascript console to adjust the volume on bandcamp pages.
I saw Donnie Darko this weekend, and my brain has just been nothing but Tears for Fears ever since.
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indulgences were like christianity microtransactions
Less content
More contentment
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I keep seeing a lot of apologies for not being interesting or funny or positive, and I just wanna say:
You are a person, not a brand. You do not need to be consistently anything but yourself. If you need to take a break, that's OK. We're all people, we'll understand.
Spending the day anxious while my dog gets tested for Cushing's syndrome.
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Ripples and a-wibbles
Tentacles and tribbles
Dancing to inhuman rhythm
Cos they're non-Euclidean
The whole ship shimmies
When everything is moving around and around and around and around
Everything is moving
Everything is grooving baby
Folks lining up outside
Our dimension
Just to get down
Funky little planet
Funky little planet
Lovecraft
has a little old place where
we can get together
Lovecraft, HP
Lovecraft, HP Lovecraft
Lovecraft, HP Lovecraft
bang bang bang
on the door baby
(shriek)
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if you see a faded sign
at the side of the shore
that says fifteen miles to
(roar)
I'm headed down
the Innsmouth coastline
looking for
a space out of time
headed for a space out of time
i got me a ship
it's as big as a Shoggoth
and we're headed out to meet
a fun guy from Yuggoth
I got me a cruiser
from the Miskatonic faculty
so hurry up and bring
your forbidden archaeology
Lovecraft
has a little old place where
we can get together
Lovecraft, HP
Lovecraft, HP Lovecraft
Lovecraft, HP Lovecraft
I like Uncle Yanco
He is Greek
He is Great
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Buff McVanderRod
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gentle reminder that using image descriptions for anything other than describing images makes them inaccessible to the people who need them in the first place. i know they can seem like a fun new vehicle to meme, but using them for anything but description defeats the purpose and creates another level of inaccessibility for something that's meant to provide it.
Hey folks, what's a good instance to be on?
Oh great, now I can't stop thinking about how old I am.
I saw Gillian Welch in concert over 20 years ago, and she described "My Morphine" as having the world's slowest yodel. I remember it being lightly funny, with looks between her and Rawlings sparking smiles during the chorus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUoZPtE7fV0
It's been a day of TOO MUCH ONLINE for me. I had to block the birdsite domain to keep myself focused, as well as deploy some of my more slower music like Cigarettes After Sex and Gillian Welch to keep me relaxed.
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Don't | Intel
Open | Inside
"Is that with two Fs?"
"Compared to the hell on wheels you used to be."
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