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Saw a woman in the parking lot give her man's butt a squeeze before she slammed the trunk and got in the driver's seat.
@Tanuki r u thinking of me and your five asses
@Litchi yes I recognize a quality relationship when I see it
@Tanuki wait, she locked him in the trunk?
I guess there is junk in that trunk, then.