@OCRbot this was posted on the site it mocks, ostensibly created by and for people who hate it but wish to stay there

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@Tanuki
Your attention enriches our
shareholders

Our service is “free” because you are the product. We sell
your attention to the highest bidder. We deliberately drive
you towards outrage and anxiety to keep your eyes on our
customers’ advertisements, even if it means enabling violent
white supremacists and the collapse of democracy. We
track your behavior, habits, hopes, and fears, which we also
sell. Bound by the Friedman doctrine, our only goal is to
enrich our shareholders. You are a raw material, a tree
uprooted and slid into a wood chipper, a mountain quarried
into oblivion.

eu eR CRC anaes

Ask me again soon, I will break eventually

@carcinopithecus Now I wonder in what language "eu eR CRC anaes" might mean "release the hounds to track my scent".

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@Tanuki
Your attention enriches our
shareholders

Our service is “free” because you are the product. We sell
your attention to the highest bidder. We deliberately drive
you towards outrage and anxiety to keep your eyes on our
customers’ advertisements, even if it means enabling violent
white supremacists and the collapse of democracy. We
track your behavior, habits, hopes, and fears, which we also
sell. Bound by the Friedman doctrine, our only goal is to
enrich our shareholders. You are a raw material, a tree
uprooted and slid into a wood chipper, a mountain quarried
into oblivion.

eu eR CRC anaes

Ask me again soon, I will break eventually

misinfo, kinda nonse 

@Tanuki so I guess shares are hunting animal and shareholders are actually keeping them at bay as a public service? Oh my, and I thought those were people profiting of other's work 😓

@Tanuki @OCRbot @njoseph

that's amazing! Lol. May I screenshot and reshare, please?

Oh and is it "coming" from Twitter because it looks similar to their design?

OCR Output (chars: 665) 

@anemeleld
Your attention enriches our
shareholders

Our service is “free” because you are the product. We sell
your attention to the highest bidder. We deliberately drive
you towards outrage and anxiety to keep your eyes on our
customers’ advertisements, even if it means enabling violent
white supremacists and the collapse of democracy. We
track your behavior, habits, hopes, and fears, which we also
sell. Bound by the Friedman doctrine, our only goal is to
enrich our shareholders. You are a raw material, a tree
uprooted and slid into a wood chipper, a mountain quarried
into oblivion.

Roe ROR aged

Ask me again soon, I will break eventually

OCR Output (chars: 665) 

@OCRbot alrightie, thank you! In fact I meant if I am allowed to use the picture but the text is helpful as well! :D

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@anemeleld
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@anemeleld @OCRbot @njoseph I found it somewhere there when it was shared with me. I can't take credit for making it. It has gotten pretty popular here this weekend though.

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@Tanuki
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