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Good news Everyone! I've fixed my server issues - DNS / IPv6 routing problems... I've solved it by disabling IPv6.. The best solution!

Today in accidental child terror:

I opened an umbrella.

Aw man I ned to figure out if you can make a .gif out of a live photo because wow I had this cute shot of the boy and now I also have this shot of the contents of his mouth

Ah, there goes SINGH again, hooning extremely loudly down my street while the baby naps

(I know it's SINGH because his number plate says SINGH)

Fuck you, SINGH.

parenting redux 

Me: (whispering) hey siri set a timer for ten minutes

SIRI: YOUR TIMER HAS BEEN SET FOR

Me: *suffocates phone with a pillow*

parenting 

FUCKING SUCCESS
PAPER OFF THE ROLL AND ON THE BAKING TRAY READY FOR PIZZA FINGERS
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD

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parenting 

LET'S SEE IF I CAN RIP A PIECE OF BAKING PAPER OFF THE ROLL WITHOUT WAKING A NAPPING TODDLER

HEY COMPUTER
STOP OPENING GOOGLE HANGOUTS

Slightly concerned that the boy says "daddy" when he sees mobile phones.

I'm so thankful that people put in effort to keep this place friendly and nice. It's not "magic" that this place is nicer than… elsewhere. People have worked at it.

Like, the content warning etiquette, for instance. Or blocked instances with shitty stuff. Or responsive mods. It all helps and I'm grateful for it.

I'd be very interested to find out how I can add text descriptions to images on .

I STILL can't get the yellow stains off my hands. They are crazy bright and obvious, so I suspect I will have to explain them at playgroup when someone asks. πŸ˜‚

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Must be old. Toddler loves if if I hold him and spin. I do not love it anywhere near as much.

unsure how to handle it when he refuses to eat. Don't really want to 'reward' him with yoghurt every time.

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@Tarale he did a lot of yelling and dropping food. He's been given yoghurt instead as it's obvious he won't eat otherwise.

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