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I'm vagueing anyone who spam follows me and whos name rhymes with nose

@TereziPyrope
sorry, didn't mean to give you a bad time at the wrong time :3

@frinkel MY ROOMMATE WAS NEARBY WHEN YOU SENT IT OFF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

FUCKING MEGALOVANIA MACHINE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME I FORGOT IT WAS ON

I don't know what to call the opposite of a kink but for me a cis man yelling is that

@TereziPyrope this is not like a joke she built a fucking machine that plays megalovania every time someone follows her

follow @TereziPyrope because every time you do the opening to megalovania plays in her house

[looking through binoculars] jorts spotted. [turns into a heat seeking missile]

[ROARING] IM!! FULL!!!! OF LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [FUCKING HEAD8UTTS WALL]

transmeds are a joke but cis transmeds are like a super joke because its a lot quicker to just say transphobe

Mastodon culture: "fuck yeah, GO OFF *surreptitiously checks bio* ...QUEEN"

@TereziPyrope i love you too its gonna be okay youre doing great :blobcheer:

I'm starting today fully manic and unstoppable I hope you all have wonderful days I love all my mutuals and also people who arent my mutuals I would die for You the person reading this

Women?... ah, yes. Excellent. Genuinely magnificent. Stunning. 8reathtaking.

is there a joy in life more pure than a group of people with ADHD/autism all simultaneously going hog wild about their SIs in one chat

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