"So why do Powerful Ancient Beings always talk like 'thou' and 'thy' when that's how COMMON folk USED to talk?"
"They're trying to address the 'common' folk that summoned or awakened them on their level."
"But you'd think if they're so all-knowing they'd know what year it is and how people talk now?"
"To an immortal all human civilizations look the same, sorry to say. Most of us don't stick around long enough to notice a difference."
"Us?"
"Yes. I was accidentally summoned some time in the 70s... none of the hippies noticed so I just went my own way."
"Wait you're telling this to me straight up? Isn't that dangerous?"
"What could you or anyone you know do to a Powerful Ancient Being?"
"G-good point... wait there isn't ANYTHING that could... overpower you... or something?"
"Perhaps - I'm not telling you though."
"Wait, then why are you always late for... everything?"
"Human time is REALLY hard for PABs to comprehend."
