"So, you're a doctor?
"...Yes."
"Cool. So which common questions that people ask upon finding this out do you like answering, if any?"
"Uhh... well, none of them really, to be honest."
"Noted. Well in that case, seen any good movies lately?"
"Oh wait, I just remembered a question I don't mind answering sometimes."
"Hmm? What's that?"
"...actually, maybe not while we're eating..."
"It's about butts and objects in them isn't it...?"
"Yeah..."