"I operate a None-Of-My-Business."

"And what do you do there?"

"I mind my own business."

"I... think I need some examples."

"Well say... A young couple needs a lot of money fast; I get it for them. A vampire needs to know the age and lineage of a werewolf cheerleader they have their eye on? Done. Someone brings me a foot they don't want it anymore - I get rid of it."

"Where would someone get a foot?!"

"Dunno. None of my business."

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