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"Why is there a toothbrush in the pantry?"
"So I can brush my teeth?"
"In the KITCHEN?"
"Where else would I do it?"
"In... the bathroom?"
"I poop there!"
"There's a cabinet over the sink!"
"But... poop vapors."
"I think that's a myth. Anyway it's gross to spit into the sink one does their dishes."
"Not as gross as brushing with a fine coat of poop."
"I'm not winning this debate..."
"Nope."
"Can I put my toothbrush next to yours?"
"..Nah."
"Aw c'mon!"

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