"Sir, we've located the lost submarine!"

"Has a retrieval team been dispatched?"

"Uh, no..."


"It's full of mermaids, sir."

"Mermaids don't exist."

"We told them that, and they... made sad faces at us, sir."

"Well, that submarine is not their property. Retrieve it."


"But what?"

"They can't move their nursery for another two months."

"Oh. The retrieval team can take their sweet time getting there, then."

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