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The aliens were awed at how Energetic humans were. Me in particular.

Me!

I barely get out of bed because of my everything.

It took them a week to communicate this because they were decidedly... not energetic.

I tried to explain I was hardly the epitome of human 'energeticness', but then they witnessed me bolt from one end of my kitchen to the other to pry an unidentified object from my pet's jaws and called off their invasion plans.

Wait.

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