"Thanks for handling the fairy offering last night. I was SO tired."
"Uh... about that... we were out of cream."
"So you didn't?!"
"Not exactly, I uh... improvised."
"What."
"We had a full bottle of IRISH Cream, so I thought..."
"WHAT."
"So the cat is blue now... but then all our hens laid 10 eggs each?"
"Good! I'll sell those for extra cream & VERY good honey cakes."
"Why..?"
"Imagine fairies with hangovers."
"...Halp."
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