"Who wants to play a game of 'Chocolate or Pellet'?!"
"No one wants to play that disgusting game."
"This year the pellets are actually just compressed kale, I promise!"
"Kale that has passed through a rabbit, I assume?"
"Nnnno?"
"Why can't you just hide Easter eggs like everyone else?"
"Because to Reptoids, egg eating is barbaric so I'm NOT exposing MY kids to humans today!"
The Martian sheepishly took the bowl.
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