"Weren't you were getting a salad?"

"Yep."

"You didn't even get anything green! That's just a bowl of eggs, cheese, dried cranberries, walnuts, croutons, and... uh?"

"Balsamic vinegar mixed with Louis dressing. And this was all at the salad bar; so it's a salad. Want some?"

"How... no... HOW are we related..?"

"Our parents bare-backed more than once and..."

"AaAaghI'mNOTlisteningI'mgoingawaynowandI'mjoiningaDIFFERENTfamily..!"

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