TheDaughterOfTyr @TheDaughterOfTyr@mastodon.social

"You're one of the weirdest people I know. Why do you think you live with me?" - Bee.

Dis is looove.

I'm doomed to a life of cat fur on everything... #CatPersonProblems

Bee: I can't stand people.
Me: 😢😢😢 Meeee?
Bee: You're not people.

My poor Bee hurt himself at work (not serious but enough to need to come home for the rest of the day) that's one way to get the holiday off!

Tried to put the coffee carafe in the coffee mug cupboard after pouring myself a cup... obviously my first of the day.

I'm awake... it's nearing 3AM. It's Canada Day and I could sleep in. So of course I woke up at a stupid time. 💤

How should I spend my day off tomorrow? (keeping in mind it's a holiday)
I have the whole day all to myself!

Send out the signals deep and loud.

Receive and transmit.

web-search query: how to feel more comfortable in human meat suit

Bee showed me dumb things...

"If you smoke married iguanas unfriend me now"

And I just can't stop laughing.

Hmmmmm should I get some new piercings this week?

New vinyl got here today!
Grave Pleasures - Motherblood

Beautiful red vinyl too... *swoon*

Coffee me. Coffee you.

But only if you wanna... otherwise go grab a tea or some water or some green juice or something.

I'm joining The Church of the Cosmic Skull....

2 more days of work work work and I get 4 days off.

I don't know what to do with 4 days off. I will either be incredibly productive or incredibly lazy....

I wish the human meat suit I wore had pockets

The stupid videos of goats making stupid noises that Bee sends me make me laugh until I cry... my mascara has run and I can't stop imitating the goats. This is gold.

I hit that point of being hungry where you lose your appetite. I should make food anyways but the struggle is real.

Nicotine nicotine nicotine.

Who's with me!?

Seriously considering scheduling a consult re that thing I mentioned yesterday but I'll probably get an extra hole first

I would be friends with an Opossum... gonna find one bbl.