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Bee: I can't stand people.
Me: 😢😢😢 Meeee?
Bee: You're not people.

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Seriously contemplating purchasing a kegerator.... maybe for Bee's birthday.

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Too damn hot. I should be sleeping but so warm...

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The number of typos I have been making on Mastodon is distressing me.

Not sure if it's the phone update resulting in a weird autocorrect/predictive text scenario, or if it's because I physically changed my phone case situation and that's causing me to type and hold my device differently?

I mean... the ones I am aware of that I made earlier were certainly beer tasting related as well. So who knows?

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Bee speaking of a coworker: "she's surly and I love it!"

♡♡♡

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If you like punk but don't listen to NOFX I will fite u irl.

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Fuck doing laundry. I'm going to another brewery!

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Can I get a massage?
But like... without the touching?

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Trying my first ever sheet mask and I'm overwhelmed by how awful it feels sitting on my face meats.

Trying to keep it on for 20 minutes per the directions but EWW

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Put some skins on our phones. Bee realizes afterwards that they offer zero protection...

He's been talking about getting a new phone for a while now maybe he just needs an excuse? *SMASH!*

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I think when I'm home from work this evening I'm going to curl up in bed and sleep forever. I'm so exhausted.

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All in favour of me getting some rest tonight say Aye!

(or like... send me beer money)

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Bee just told me if Octopath Traveller was a woman he might leave me for her....

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Finally slept for ~5 hours and woke up to a bad dream as Bee was starting the day.

Hoping to snag more sleep but I need to calm down my irrational brains first.

Either that or get a lot of coffee in my face.

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