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Determinism is a hoax perpetuated by people who can't stop themselves from eating too much cake.

I had a lot of pending work left over from the previous years.

This is the last time I'm explaining 2020.

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This Covid thing has been pretty good for the Birdsite.

I haven't been in touch with Ram. We've been social distancing.

So, how's that temple working out for you folks?

No, I'm sorry. This virus can't be modified so that it only kills idiots.

I'm announcing the Universe Budget on the 30th Feb.

Here's a teaser:

It'll have as much for you as there was in the one presented by my colleague Ms. Lakshmi today.

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Mastodon is quickly turning into a @Gargron approved cat image repository.

This place is still quite dull. @Gargron has to figure out a way to make it more than just Woke Birdsite. Maybe get a racist, homophobic celebrity to join.

And stop looking at me like that.

I hereby condemn and disavow what I said on Twitter.

I'm sorry for Trump.

Australia? Well, that's totally on you.

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You should call a hundred thousand a thundered or a housand.

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Some of you are asking me to apologize for Modi. I'll have you know I don't take responsibility for those who've spawned from the depths of hell.

Some of you are asking me to apologize for Modi. I'll have you know I don't take responsibility for those who've spawned from the depths of hell.

You should call a hundred thousand a thundered or a housand.

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