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"Would it not be simpler for the government to dissolve the people and elect another?"

- Bertolt Brecht.

Kinda what I tried to do with the Flood. And way more elegantly than the

"Would it not be simpler for the government to dissolve the people and elect another?"

- Bertolt Brecht.

Kinda what I tried to do with the Flood. And way more elegantly than the

If I wanted another genocide to occur I couldn't have come up with a better pre-game pep-talk than "you can identify who the arsonists are by their clothes".

Inspired coaching by Demagogue-in-Chief!

Yeah, I TOTALLY believe you when you boast about how much you love persecuted minorities from other countries when I know how much you loathe your own mother-in-law and also, by the way, how often you pray to me that I make her trip on the stairs on her way to the laughter-therapy class in the park.


Mastodon is quickly turning into a @Gargron approved cat image repository.

Half the posts on Mastodon are by @Gargron

And you said I was the megalomaniac?

I decree that henceforth autocorrect shall be called autoincorrect.

In the beginning there was me.

Looking at you folks, I'm beginning to kinda miss that.

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I'm telling you so you know who the universe actually revolves around.

Cats know this, it's time you did too.

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I'm telling you so you know who the universe actually revolves around.

Cats know this, it's time you did too.

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I have just been visited by the Ghost of Christmas Future who was rather cross with you folks for making him work 3 months a year when his offer of employment clearly stated it was to be just one day of December every year.

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@KayKap @varkychen When I made myself omnipotent, I hadn't anticipated there'd be such a thing as social media. So yeah, I do need deputies to do the outreach.

(In hindsight, maybe I should have made myself omniscient first. Kinda put the cart before the horse there.)

I'm appointing Satan as my Deputy.

On an entirely unrelated note, Satan is acquitted of all charges.

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I don't understand how you can each think that their country is the best in the world, when it is clearly New Zealand.

I have just been visited by the Ghost of Christmas Future who was rather cross with you folks for making him work 3 months a year when his offer of employment clearly stated it was to be just one day of December every year.

I don't understand how you can each think that their country is the best in the world, when it is clearly New Zealand.

I took a day off yesterday on account of Men's Day.

Okay, that's it. Time for my mid-week cocktail.

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