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Me: was trying to think of "generic site name with art on it", somehow my brain combined Pinterest an Tumblr and I'm like "You're on Pinsir, right"

(-), work 

I got offered a job but I have to complete coursework online before they hire me and this week has been really rough and busy and I'm so fucking sleepy right now but I need to be working on the coursework and I'm so angry at myself for being unable to focus ugh

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What if we put screaming fire on top of a football player's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

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What if we put Ayla's head on top of Ayla's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

superhero team consisting of Green Lantern, Deadpool, and Detective Pikachu

the Ryan Reynolds force

taxes mention; weird joke?? 

is this a futurama joke???

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Destroy the paradigm! Cause widespread chaos and confusion! Scream "I'm gay" when you're NB!!

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What if we put Doom Marine's head on top of Dmitri Maximov's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

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hot take 

cis women protesting beauty standards by destroying cosmetics they couldve donated to poor and/or trans women who couldve used them isnt revolutionary lmao

Lewd!! 

Girlfriend: (talking about me) who's a good girl?~ ❤️
Me: you are~ ❤️

Making a list of Link to the Past fruit snack flavors 

Cane of Byrnana
Flute Punch
Book of Mudorapple

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Making a list of Link to the Past fruit snack flavors 

Bluemerang
Ganon's sour
Octorok candy
Mis-berry Mire
Mango & Arrows
Cukemandarin
Zoraspberry
Ice Cream Palace

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the dreamcast has the most graphics of any video game console ever

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What if we put Goku's head on top of The Joker's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

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us, gun violence 

what, a usmc veteran with untreated mental health issues shot up a line dance? wild that this keeps happening in the only country that this keeps happening, guess it cant be helped, better defund more mental health services and the VA

Me today: I think it's finally cold enough that I should start putting the heat on.

Today: snows

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the steven universe character i relate most to is cookie cat

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