NO! It's *mine*. My own. My preciousss...

RT @itvnews@twitter.com

The Pope repeatedly pulls his hand away from worshippers trying their best to snatch a kiss of his ring in this bizarre footage itv.com/news/2019-03-26/pope-f

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/itvnews/status/111

I'd never heard of this until today. 30 seconds' research reveals that a) it's batshit crazy, and b) anyone who believes it is a blithering moron.

RT @thehill@twitter.com

"QAnon" conspiracy theory makes appearance at pro-Brexit rally hill.cm/StFk218

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/thehill/status/111

Binged season 1 of American Gods. Just started season 2. There's a lot to like, but also seems like there's a *lot* of filler. Unforgivable in 8-episode seasons.

Steve Volk's Midwinter of the Spirit. (One for the British crowd). Absolutely criminal it wasn't recommissioned.

RT @nancywyuen@twitter.com

Name a TV show that deserved a second season but never received one.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/nancywyuen/status/

Woke up to find that a vampire had left several comments on my blog. Might give him a call.

I got my first ever Taylor Guitar owner's magazine in the mail yesterday. I'll be honest, even though I know I'm being manipulated into feeling like a valued part of an exclusive club... I feel like a valued part of an exclusive club.

After yesterday's drama, we took on an extra special adventure today. Lots of sniffs, swims, boops n' borks.

Yes. It's a handle.

RT @edmontonjournal@twitter.com

Youโ€™re using a cutting board incorrectly. Reader, the hole has a purpose. bit.ly/2TAyVTJ

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/edmontonjournal/st

Friends, I was worried sick this morning. had some kind of seizure, and it was pretty horrible. Trip to the vet, and he seems to be fine. Back to stealing the yard brush, and I don't even care.

I maintain that the movie 'Ghost Ship' has the best opening 5 minutes in horror cinema history. Shame about the other 85 minutes.

I have questions.

RT @bbclaurak@twitter.com

2. The 'Grand Wizards' (the new name for the Chequer's daytrippers apparently) also had another meeting this morning, were they discussed again whether they could get on board to back PM's deal and there was no firm conclusion

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1

It's nearly 6pm. I'm on holiday. I'm going to make a pomegranate mojito and you can't stop me.

Play in real time, spending over 500 hours in near-pitch-dark conditions, occasionally feasting on the flesh of dying orcsies while asking itself riddles, Precious.

RT @getFANDOM@twitter.com

โ€˜Lord of the Rings: Gollumโ€™ video game is coming to PC and consoles in 2021, set after he acquired the One Ring, but before the events of LOTR

(via @THR@twitter.com / @daedalic@twitter.com)

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/getFANDOM/status/1

My wife's on the phone to HMRC, and now *finally* she understands why I always come away from those conversations swearing profusely.

I think it was actually God who said that. Followed by "so they can worship me" or somesuch. Then he killed all their livestock.

There's a lesson in there somewhere.

RT @BBCHelenaLee@twitter.com

The Daily Telegraph: Let my people go

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/BBCHelenaLee/statu

Trying to watch a movie. Had an idea for a board game and filled 10 pages of a notepad before I knew it was happening. It's like automatic writing some days. But instead of prophetic secrets it's... erm... dice mechanics.

Hmm. Started watching American Gods. Made the mistake of eating takeaway. Now I have this view.

When did *checks notes* become such overused Twitter shorthand instead of an occasional device for snark emphasis? I'm now finding it even more grating than *checks notes* stupid ๐Ÿ‘ emojis๐Ÿ‘ between ๐Ÿ‘every๐Ÿ‘ word.

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