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Please, we have to be there for each other. Because I can’t promise that anyone else will be.
I’m here for you.

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Your existence is revolutionary ✨✊🏽🔥🏳️‍🌈

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I want more webfriends
If you have ADHD or ADD, please boost this toot and I’ll follow you!

a hollow earther and a flat earther walk into a bar. someone else finish the joke i'm too tired

my mutual guess list (based on both content and profile pictures) (also not all of my mutuals, sorry) 

A melty dog

An anime cat

A queer demon

A v good dragon

A poetic flower

A heckin’ soft squirrel

Another cat but wearing a suit?

Some kind of medicine

A bird in a hat

A furry horse

A pencil

Currently a snowflake

A...robot cat?

Shy cookware

Pizza cat

Either a fox or a werewolf

An animal crossing thing?

Fat pikachu

A dot

Shapes

Hey, for any of my followers who didn’t already know, I’m a witch now!
Come hang ouuuuuut @theycallmemo

Wait, isn’t the witching hour midnight? In France time it’s only 8:00pm

food 

I just ate a handful of shredded taco cheese

:thinkhappy:​I’m happy to learn that I’m the only “TheyCallMeMo” in the fediverse, which means I’m guaranteed my username at witches.town!

Every time I’m allowed to invite a friend over, it raises the question- do I have any?

I’m here to kick ass and break hearts.
And I’m all outta hearts, motherfucker.

OH YES. Thank you famous person for validating my opinions. Your importance and success are the baseline for my entire series of beliefs.

Christmas music is problematic 

It’s designed to encourage consumerism

...but some of it is catchy

Irritatingly catchy

Like I sing it in September and I wish it wouldn’t happen

I just realized that when I switch to witches.town today, I’ll be looking at a completely different local...

food 

So I have to go buy vegetable shortening and then it’s ROTI TIME, YO

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