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Rixanne is deadass wearing the same kind of chrome plastic jacket as Mondo Burger employees
It's not even ducking subtle

That doesn't sound more fun than mini golf at all

Roxanne?
Roxanne?
Oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead

Roxanne is basically assaulting Ed 😳

Monique knows what you did this summer

Ed makes me sad
He thinks his manipulative friend is his best one

They're turning parties into meatballs

You'll never be half the man your mama was

Ed in the padded room is my brain all the time

Heather is cool 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

Demented Hills is entirely problematic

This movie is really 80's for something from 1997

This attempted Nurse Ratchet shit is so fucking lame

The music part is the best part of everything that happens in this place

She did the moose? You mean the Sam Winchester?

"On the black-hand side"
I gotta use this

When did the ice cream guy EVER get out of the truck?

The guy in the passenger seat of the Demented Hills van looks more like a patient than a doctor

I love how Ed's rocking out to the ice cream truck jingle

I’m a witch now 🕯 @TheyCallMeMo

"I need a hot jacuzzi"
Why not try Ed's strawberry jacuzzi? It's not hot, but it's delcious

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I love how everyone IN mondo Burger is equally 80s