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Hey, hi, I'm moving to @Thomas so go on follow me over there and if somebody knows how to make sure all my followers see this, hmu because I do not and I know they don't want to miss out on this great content that's basically me bitching about a plant and watching sports (go birds)

Pinned toot

Introduction! 

Pinned toot

I will straight up follow you for no good reason. Lookin good? Fav a post? Robbed a convenience store? I’m there, clicking that follow button.

Hey, hi, I'm moving to @Thomas so go on follow me over there and if somebody knows how to make sure all my followers see this, hmu because I do not and I know they don't want to miss out on this great content that's basically me bitching about a plant and watching sports (go birds)

Hey, hi, I'm moving to @Thomas so go on follow me over there and if somebody knows how to make sure all my followers see this, hmu because I do not and I know they don't want to miss out on this great content that's basically me bitching about a plant and watching sports (go birds)

I have judged this book by it’s cover. My judgement is that it will be awesome.

Jordan Mailata, an Australian rugby player who overcame a heart condition and had never played football in his life just made the Eagles 53 man roster. An amazing story.

youtu.be/8c2DVPORDQA

@ThomasStephen Happy Birthday! May it be equally slothful and delightful

Today is my birthday and I will celebrate by doing fuck all

My new favorite picture theme is "cats trying to summon beings from a horrifying realm"

The best BBQ is Memphis style and I will straight up fight you if you say otherwise.

ey johny johny
yea pops?
stealin cahs?
no pops
tellin lies, ya little prick?
i ain't no fuckin LIAH pops!
don't you FAHKIN TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YA LITTLE BAHSTAHD I AIN'T EVEN YA REAL DAD

selfie, cigar 

I have a 6 foot fence, but still have to walk this guy on a leash because he absolutely cannot be trusted.

It’s important to note that the adorable guy in the striped green shirt is my number 1 son

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