Discount Matt Damon✨ @Thurguston@mastodon.social

@PublicChaffinch boosting my defense before a battle by injecting testosterone

mandating that the fifth circuit jusges ride around from town to town in horse drawn carriages since they wanna rp colonial times so bad

this humble pie tastes like shit

Both Coinbase and Binance are down right now for so called "scheduled maintenance" which wasn't previously scheduled and I'm sure has nothing to do with the massive selloffs of all the stable coins that are crashing like asteroids to the ground

It's really brilliant that this video talks about federation in terms of mobile phone providers. I always use email domains but I think people might understand phone providers better.

Like: If you have T-Mobile and want to call someone on Sprint do you have to change to Sprint or can you just call them? Choosing a Mastodon instance, or other fediverse servers, is the same...

Get ​​​​d

yesterday was the anniversary of the Kent state shooting where the Ohio national guard was called in to violently suppress an anti Vietnam war protest. around 20 were killed, many were permanently disabled for life, all for wanting to end the amerikkkan war machine.

When someone on Mastodon says they're 6'2", they're actually 5'14".

hey what tool works best for applying posters with wheat paste to poles? paint brush? foam roller? ...?

i know yall know the secret wheat paste tactics, help me out !

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tired of your foul-smelling astrolabe?!! well now there's a solution!

I've been here for 3 days now so I'm declaring myself a veteran and claiming the right to be annoyed by birdsite meta discourse

sometimes elon musk looks up at mars and dreams of all the slave colonies he wants to start there