Instagram: My life is a party.
Snapchat: My life is a quirky TV show.
Facebook: My life turned out great!
Twitter: We're all going to die.
Mastodon: Don't worry, while we are on a quirky, meandering path towards an inevitable apocalypse, we might as well enjoy the ride and show eachother some love in an unorthodox, yet irresistible manner, not in any way hindered by considerations of style, identity or consistency.
Michel Preud'homme was yet again quite an example for the youth.
For me, he's the impersonation of everything what's wrong with the player and staff mentality in modern football.
And the #Automapper madness continues...
(One of) the terrorist(s) how ran a truck into a crowd was recently arrested.
Also, note the sign in the lower left corner. I'm sure there was no pun intended.
My thougts are with the victims and their families.
#Stockholm #Sweden #IS
https://mastodon.social/media/1ZriSXalit1_lxy4yw8
No way live videos represent 20% of all videos on #Facebook.
Also #HealtyFood, and a shitload of #Snickers. Wait, did I just say polite?
How does one go about moving to another instance? Not that I want to, but would you export everything from one, create the same username on another and import? Do you close out the account on the old instance? How does "migration" work exactly?
There's this list of #instances: https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/blob/master/docs/Using-Mastodon/List-of-Mastodon-instances.md
But it has a lot of N/A's. I'm probably just too impatient.
Unlike others, I didn't forget about my #introduction. I was just too busy discovering #Mastodon; I just jumped right in.
I'm a passionate software engineer, who's very eager to learn and share experiences with others.
Besides being assertive and straightforward, i'm always polite, so don't be a stranger!
Interests:
#Programming
#Agile
#CSharp
#WCF
#MVVM
#WPF
#AspNetCore
#EntityFramework
#Football
I was wondering if there's a good overview of the current #federations of #Mastodon.
I've seen a list before, but I was hoping for a short description as well.
Waking up to a shitload of pineapples. I close my eyes for a few hours and #Mastedon has gone to waste.
@acw you should have at least accompanied it with a hashtag. Now it's not even a real trend.
Wait... Now I get these #federations.
*moves away*
#PineappleGate (there you go...)
#Twitter users never even noticed that the #Mastodon timeline wasn't working properly.
"Yeah Mastodon is cool, but too bad that it has that same weird timeline." https://mastodon.social/media/J0pqfVrnQw5KC6xBUMg
Aaaaaand #Mastodon timeline is realtime.
A giant leap, as uncle Neil used to say. https://mastodon.social/media/pdRoXWOXOm7VoXR0nz8
How about #Facebook blocking revenge porn photos? Sounds noble right?
But doesn't that mean they're keeping an "illegal" porn database?
Imagine being the RPM at Facebook.
"Hi, I'm John; Revenge Porn Manager at Facebook."
Does anyone know how #Mastodon will handle moderation in combination with boosting from other #federations?
Coach #Napoli to #DriesMertens:
"Dries, I want you to make a difference today."
*runs towards ball*
*scores*
#NAPJUV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I_9TbihfGM
The real value add of Mastodon is giving everyone an excuse to finally put something on all the weird domains they've been squatting