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Tom Harrington @TomHarrington@mastodon.social

I have very close-set eyes.

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**Tom Harrington** @TomHarrington · May 16, 2018, 00:22

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**Tom Harrington** @TomHarrington · May 16, 2018, 00:22

#introduction Hi. I'm Tom. I enjoy funny people, craft beer and romantic strobe-lit diners.

**Tom Harrington** · Jun 19, 2018, 17:29

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**Cervine Bed Occupant** @masklayer@slime.global · Jun 19, 2018, 17:29

Did you know that every single thing is bad?

**Tom Harrington** · Jun 19, 2018, 02:14

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**c.d.m. rørmose** @body · Jun 19, 2018, 02:14

banana is just fruit dolphin

**Tom Harrington** · Jun 19, 2018, 03:15

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**modula t.** @mod · Jun 19, 2018, 03:15

i want one pet for each state of matter

**Tom Harrington** · Jun 15, 2018, 23:56

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**仮面の告白** @lain@testing.pleroma.lol · Jun 15, 2018, 23:56

If you study Buddhism and learn to accept the impermanence of all things, you don't need to do backups anymore.

**Tom Harrington** · Jun 18, 2018, 05:44

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**Horse Feathers** @HorseFeathers@freedom.horse · Jun 18, 2018, 05:44

Don't worry folks! I don't actually know how to operate this forklift. It's all part of the show!

**Tom Harrington** · Jun 17, 2018, 20:32

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**CrazyMyra** @OutOnTheMoors@wafflec.one · Jun 17, 2018, 20:32

If you thought Weekend Twitter was dead, you haven't met the Weekend Fedihearse.

**Tom Harrington** · Jun 17, 2018, 21:43

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Jun 17, 2018, 21:43

@sireebob @Theropologist

life is a driveway 🎶

I gonna park there all night long🎶

**Tom Harrington** · Jun 01, 2018, 04:39

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**Dire Wolf** @ADDiane · Jun 01, 2018, 04:39

Tripped on air less than usual today.

**Tom Harrington** · Jun 17, 2018, 21:57

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**Stabatha** @mirzaba@cybre.space · Jun 17, 2018, 21:57

@sireebob losing my religion in major chords

**Tom Harrington** · Jun 17, 2018, 21:59

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Vi @vi@cybre.space · Jun 17, 2018, 21:59

I wonder how long I can go without having any idea what or who Fortnite is

**Tom Harrington** · Jun 17, 2018, 22:01

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**Blue** @Bluebelle · Jun 17, 2018, 22:01

Current status: seeing how many times I can use the word "bratwurst" into tweets in order to make bratwurstbot implode

**Tom Harrington** · Jun 16, 2018, 05:09

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**Horse Feathers** @HorseFeathers@freedom.horse · Jun 16, 2018, 05:09

I'm here to eat day-old cold cuts and not get food poisoning.

And I'm all out of not getting food poisoning.

**Tom Harrington** @TomHarrington · Jun 17, 2018, 20:58

**Tom Harrington** @TomHarrington · Jun 17, 2018, 20:58

Happy Fathers Day!

**Tom Harrington** @TomHarrington · Jun 14, 2018, 23:15

**Tom Harrington** @TomHarrington · Jun 14, 2018, 23:15

S-

-MASH

SMASH

**Tom Harrington** · Jun 14, 2018, 19:27

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**cap'n crush** @knotlump · Jun 14, 2018, 19:27

Born in the USA is my favorite song where the artist repeatedly states where he was born endlessly

**Tom Harrington** · Jun 14, 2018, 19:45

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**Cerberustic** @Styx · Jun 14, 2018, 19:45

This is like going to a new school and you hope no-one will find out that everyone hated you in the last one.

**Tom Harrington** · Jun 14, 2018, 19:46

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**Cerberustic** @Styx · Jun 14, 2018, 19:46

Quick question what’s the semi-colon stance on here?

**Tom Harrington** · Jun 14, 2018, 20:11

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**Saucy** @saucy@wafflec.one · Jun 14, 2018, 20:11

uhura: a weak subspace signal sir
kirk: amplify!! i think its...
spock: i'm all ears jim

**Tom Harrington** · Jun 14, 2018, 20:20

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**Tom** @masklayer@photog.social · Jun 14, 2018, 20:20

#photo

**Tom Harrington** · Jun 14, 2018, 20:37

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**Rubber Ducky** @Rubbaduxx · Jun 14, 2018, 20:37

It’s so fitting that there is a football player called Gronk

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