The way my sons cat does her rear legs when she stretches out. Priceless 😎

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

I've been so busy lately. I need to catch up on current masto events soon! I'm sure y'all have been kicking butt and taking names 😎

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.

I've been using this phone with Ubtouch OS for a little over two weeks. I've gotta say it's been inconvenient as far as social apps go, no push notifications. But funtional for text, calls and general everyday needs.

uMastonauts is the web app for connecting to Mastodon and man it is laggy with zero notifications.

On the pulse side, spend a lot less time on my phone 😑

I haven't mentioned much about it but I have been getting some running miles in. They haven't been nearly as often or as far as I would like. But it’s something… in spite of this total lack of motivation I had since May’s injury and DNS.

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Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper...

They're always plotting something.

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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

My wife bought a "kiwi" beach blanket. My son said it looks like a giant Shrek anus. Now I can't look at it without laughing!

Wanna play a practical joke on the runner in your life? Here's how.

Take their shorts out of the washer BEFORE the rinse cycle and dry them. Well into their run, if they are a heavy sweater, the detergent will activate. Their 1st thought will be, "OMG, what happened to my body!" Then they will realize what it is and think about all the people they passed by with this white foam running down their legs.

How do I know this works? I accidentally did this to myself a few summers back, haha.

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Trying to get accustomed to this Unbuntu Touch OS on my new(ish) phone. Install was a little buggy... thought I bricked the phone and I'm missing a lot of the Android bells and whistles. Feels like being tossed into a minimalist lifestyle. I'll give it a few weeks to see if it grows on me.

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fundraising for cats, final week 

Order a used phone that will work with Ubuntu Touch OS. Should be here, Monday. Seems like UBports has plenty of apps to support my needs.

Looking forward to setting it up and  (possible) moving away from android and associated bloatware... expecting gremlins and bugs along the way 🤞

food mention 

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Sol 227: Instrument Deployment Camera (IDC)

Taken on: 2019/07/18 04:54:20

My son's cat being silly while I was home for lunch 😅 She was trying to reach her toy.


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