"The sales figures for the Experiencer are in."
"Great! How are we doing? Lots of 'orgy' and 'winning fight' sold?"
"Some. The runaway hit is 'calm safety hug', the calibration exp."
"Because it's free?"
"Even people who bought other exps return to it."
"Make a premium version."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
This short story about a certain type of charming, boundary-pushing man is very very good. My skin is crawling.
“This Is Pleasure” #Fiction by Mary Gaitskill
When we started watching Black Monday I thought it would be a grim Chernobyl-but-for-finance docudrama. I could not have been more wrong. It is a very goofy comedy that I enjoyed just so much. #tv
Black Monday (TV series)
you know what, I have my qualms with Bernie Sanders, but this fucking rules y'alle:
So sorry to hear of #RipTorn 's passing. It seems like he was given the best lines of every project he was in, but I suspect that was a large part of his talent.
Super Mario games no longer have koopa troopas as enemies because real-life kids were stomping on real-life turtles, right?
why do dumbass parents take their gormless toddlers to the fire house to gawk at fire trucks? what can they learn? instead, take them down to the ambulance bay at the emergency room and let them smell the stench of shit and vomit and despair, let them stare death in the face, let them learn what true terror is and what it is to lose everything
I like how the first act is mostly just an extremely unpleasant tourism experience. The rest of the movie is entertaining thanks to its absurd outrageousness as long as you don't think too hard about anything. That last shot, though... 😳
Things we didn't do:
- Start the fire
- Shoot the deputy
- Steal the cookies from the cookie jar
Things we did:
- Tried to fight it
- Shot the sheriff
- Put the sham in the shama-lama-ding-dong
Things we will do:
- Rock you
- Walk 500 miles
- Walk 500 more
Things we won't do:
- Get fooled again
- Back down
Things we will never do:
- Give you up
- Let you down
- Run around
- Desert you
- I did it again)
Season 3 of Easy is 💯 . Every episode makes me uncomfortable in a different way and I love it. #tv
When are things going to get back to normal?
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