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The Poconos were invented for Jim Thorpe, Pennsylvania

Re: Beatles masturbating together.

If you’re a male friend and we haven’t masturbated together, you probably aren’t my friend.

I went on Weight Watchers earlier this year and I started eating flatbread instead of the regular stuff. I’m still not convinced of the stuff but I’ll continue to make the sacrifice.

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Ich habe 99 Probleme und sie sind alle Luftbalonnen.

I just got home from work and I’m watching the Adventure Time finale

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All right, guys. I'm here on mastodon and ready to put the moves on each and every one of you.

I see people combining two famous popular icons names from a particular decade to create a persona a la Marilyn Manson so I will take a music icon and sports figure from the 1980’s and voila!

I am now Michael Jackson

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I think my favorite example of capitalist innovation was when Gerber tried to expand to the adult food market with “Gerber Singles”, which were essentially larger portions of baby food marketed towards single people. It sold poorly because the concept was just *that* depressing

Just laying in bed and checking out my surgery scars. Medically cleared to return to my job finally

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Every selfie on here is beautiful. Every person brave enough to show us who you are is amazing. Much love and respect. That is all.

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@lastcartridge hawaii is currently destroying navy which i think makes them antifa

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bofa meta drama 

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Toonami is playing a My Hero Academia marathon and I’m not super crazy about this show even though it’s one of my favorite Weekly Shonen Jump reads

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Eugen refuses to duel me for the fate of bofa.lol because he fears the AWESOME POWER OF THE BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON.

Pass it on

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HOBBIES CHECK:
Mountain bikes - IN
Reading - IN
Weight lifting - WANING
Music production - WAIT AND SEE SITUATION
Video games - OUT, as I have exhausted all the good 360 titles and don’t want to buy a new system

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