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pwease maam...... may i have some coochie

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@OriginalBeeWitch harry wandmurders a house elf while shouting "stop resisting!"

he later tells a wizard judge that he feared for his enchanted life

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...by keeping one hand on your cat's ear, you provide a low-resistance path between you and the cat, which means that charges move between you with each stroke, and don't have a chance to build up to painful differences.

Alternatively, take your top off and have the cat sit on your bare belly. The pads of his feet provide a good path to keep the cat/human voltage low.

(this is why, when petting a cat in a friend's house, it is considered polite to remove clothing first)

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Let's talk about how to keep your cats neutral.

As the weather gets colder, the air gets dryer, which makes mini-lightning events more common. If your cat is of the dry variety, petting him can slowly build up a charge differential between your skin and his fur. The potential difference can reach thousands of volts - when it discharges, sparks fly.

To prevent this buildup, focus on the ears...

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Dentist: "Don't lick the drill!"
Me, to tongue: "Don't lick the drill, tongue, what the hell?!"
Tongue: "i aM fUlL oF nUmB wHeRe iS tHe dRiLl"

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