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Nsfw meme, image not explicit 

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finally, news that matters

"Researchers strapped video cameras on 16 cats and let them do their thing. Here’s what they found"

sciencemag.org/news/2019/05/re

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One of the first instances of sending nudes, 1828, painter called Sarah Goodridge painted a miniature rendition of her tits and sent them to Daniel Webster

Said painting below, it's a pair of tits

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*about to have sex, taking out my dick*
me: content warning. my dick and balls
partner: show more

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PSA, danger to trans people, please boost 

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what kind of shoes do white mages wear 

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john wick pushes through bodies pulsing to the rhythm of the club they danced in. the assassins were closing on him. a flash of blue appears on his left. he turns.

John: ...Miku.

Miku Hatsune reveals herself, katana in hand: Hello, John. I heard you were back.

John reaches for the pistol hidden in his coat pocket: 'fraid so.

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"Hey Jack, we've got a problem with the steel decorative axes we've mounted to the slingshot arms. Turns out that the slings are enabled in test mode, and when the tech's waxing around the slings and hits a switch the decorative axe becomes a functional axe and chops them right in the knuckle and they end up bleeding on our pretty playfield."

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bisexual occult synthwave exists and my proof is this john wick poster

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when he whips it out and it's WAY bigger than u expected but ur tryna play it cool

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That's the idea, fucking capitalist pig.

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