Double eye contact
@SanfordianPhil β Always #nOrMaL π½
Happy Birthday, Philly!
@TuvixJaneway I'm going to print this image you have posted at me on every platform, roll it up, and bop you on the nose with it. Also, thank you
Day drinking - brain rambling, really dumb
Brain: must prepare. must prepare.
Me: I am aware. I'm preparing. Shut up!
Brain: we are forgetting something
Me: Maybe I'll scroll facebook and detatch
<reads>
Brain: everyone's freaked out-must prepare
Me: I'm gonna have a drink
<has a drink>
Me: Must prepare
Brain: you're drunk
Me: Shut up
Brain:
Me: Wait, I'm lonely/drunk. Let's think
Brain: must prepare
Vent - Preparing to work from home
I'm trying to prepare to work from home for a while, get my 4-year-old setup to keep himself occupied while he's out of school (while I try to work), and do some meal prep so I can work as consistently as possible. But it seems that a demon has taken over my child today! He is getting upset over every single little thing, and he's been absolutely intent on preventing me from accomplishing my goals for the weekend.
I'm calling out sick today because I have a cough and a mild fever. I would normally work through it because I am a new employee and have not accrued any paid leave. I work 4-10s so this will be 25% of my paycheck this week.
It's really cool to think about how congress at any point in their history including yesterday, or 70 years ago, could have passed manditory, universal paid leave but they just chose not to.
Conversation with my four-year-old
For context:
-My four-year-old, Kadence, learned I don't have preferred pronouns on his own just by asking questions.
-My child's father is my ex for many reasons. Nearing the top of the list is his inability to empathize with ideas he can't relate to.
Conversation with my four-year-old
Kadence just said, "yes sir. I mean ma'am. Wait, are you a girl or a boy-girl, Mommy?"
I said, "you call me sir or ma'am, booboo. Either one is fine for me."
He said, "you should tell daddy you're a boy-girl, mommy."
I said, "do you think daddy would understand that?"
Kadence said, "wellll.. he thinks you're just a girl. So you should just tell him."
@TuvixJaneway βYes, my entire household have always been members of the Church of the SubGenius.β
Age: 32
Pronouns: Any
Interests: Star Trek, Mathematics, Data Analytics
Things that confuse me: Social Constructs
Favorite fictional species: Vulcans, Mermaids
Identity: Demi (DemiSexual, DemiGirl, etc.)
Greatest Strength: Hyper-Resilience
Greatest Weakness: Fearfulness
Greatest Joy: My son