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@SanfordianPhil — Always #nOrMaL 👽

Greetings. I've recently arrived in Mastadon Quadrant and have heard this is a secure space for decloaking. I'm in search of likeminded aliens👽, aces💜, and trekkies🖖🏽. If anyone can assist or guide me, I request passage toward their sectors.

@SanfordianPhil

Covid - Meme - Star Trek

Brain: must prepare. must prepare.
Me: I am aware. I'm preparing. Shut up!
Brain: we are forgetting something
Me: Maybe I'll scroll facebook and detatch
<reads>
Brain: everyone's freaked out-must prepare
Me: I'm gonna have a drink
<has a drink>
Me: Must prepare
Brain: you're drunk
Me: Shut up
Brain:
Me: Wait, I'm lonely/drunk. Let's think
Brain: must prepare

I'm trying to prepare to work from home for a while, get my 4-year-old setup to keep himself occupied while he's out of school (while I try to work), and do some meal prep so I can work as consistently as possible. But it seems that a demon has taken over my child today! He is getting upset over every single little thing, and he's been absolutely intent on preventing me from accomplishing my goals for the weekend.

I like that you're Covid
Covid-19
I could be Covid with you

Long time, no see. How's everyone doing?

For context:

-My four-year-old, Kadence, learned I don't have preferred pronouns on his own just by asking questions.

-My child's father is my ex for many reasons. Nearing the top of the list is his inability to empathize with ideas he can't relate to.

Kadence just said, "yes sir. I mean ma'am. Wait, are you a girl or a boy-girl, Mommy?"

I said, "you call me sir or ma'am, booboo. Either one is fine for me."

He said, "you should tell daddy you're a boy-girl, mommy."

I said, "do you think daddy would understand that?"

Kadence said, "wellll.. he thinks you're just a girl. So you should just tell him."

Eight days til heart shaped Whitman's Samplers are 75% off!

"Harold won't taste the antifreeze. I'm using my triple chocolate fudge recipe."