y’all having a content warning system so you can be thirsty on main without automatically violating people’s boundaries is cool and all but have you considered the simple pleasure of having to assume that every single thought and nude photo you put out into the world might be forwarded to your boss?
fine, fuck it. twitter supports #fursonas now. just hit the button and your avatar will fucking animorphs into a shy but friendly purple fox who always stands behind his friends. just like that. boom. furry now.
is that enough to make you come back!?!?!?
Listen, I know why you’re here. You want to “talk to people” and “have them earnestly engage with you in return” or some bullshit like that. But, consider this: being a passive receptacle for the mediocre jokes of journalists in their early thirties.
Maybe, one day, they’ll retweet your jokes too! The sky is the limit!
Heady, I know, but it’s true. But who are we to judge them? They were born, once. You and I were born, too. We have that in common. So what if they’re Nazis? Really, I don’t think we should be dismissing people we have so much in common with. I want our apartment to be a place that embraces a variety of perspectives.
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