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I will always ask you for your password.
I will pester you each night and morning for your PIN.
I will sidle into your mentions and request your Social Security number.
I will DM you and beg you for user accounts on systems long dead, IPOs baking in the desert sun, forgotten by all in the living world.
I really need you to join my LinkedIn, link my JoinedIn, and telnet my gopher. That last one is not a euphemism.
I am a Nigerian prince from The Microsoft and I desire to clean your registry.
@natecull Life must be an absolute nightmare for people who actually are Nigerian royalty and need to move large sums of money around.
