Got admitted in a super cool school. What better way to celebrate that create a brainfuck interpreter?

(Actually anything would be funnier please send me the man page of how to fun)

Remember that Gab is a sinking ship and they're basically grabbing onto Mastodon like a parasite in a desperate attempt to get attention from the "drama" of doing so.

thedailybeast.com/gab-is-in-fu

Torba has no self-awareness to see how pathetic it looks that his master race ass is incompetent at making a working website so he has to resort to using software made by a Jew instead.

App devs will block their domains, server admins will block their domains, and that'll be the end of that.

So Gab has decided that their own code that they spent $5M of investor money developing is so unsalvageably bad that they're going to use Mastodon's code instead, with the added bonus of leeching off of our apps (with Gab apps being banned from app stores)

This is an early warning to fellow admins to be vigilant and domain-block them on sight, when/if they appear (unconfirmed whether they intend to federate), and to app devs to consider if blocking Gab's domains from their app is necessary.

"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

sara sent me fucking minesweeper but with discord spoilers

Welp according to French Healthcare I am 118

be careful bois, changing name might have unforeseen consequences

France, my good bitch, I thank you for telling me how to change sex on my ID, but I'd also, like, appreciate it if your courts could answer the phone, so I can actually do so

I shall now, as a preventive move, proceed to post my nudes here instead of Twitter. Prepareth thyselves.

Linux replacing all "fucks" by "hugs" in their source code is hilarious

I mean go ahead I have no reason to be against this

But code comments ranting about how some drivers are "Hugged up" sure is something

This whole fuss with the nadeko bot brings into light some really disappointing attitudes from their dev ngl

Computer science: What if we made math but W O R S E
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