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tea is just oil for your brian cogs. coffee is lube

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If you love Rumi, boost plz.

My heart is your student,
it studies love,

And, like the night,
waits at the gate of dawn.

Where I go,
I follow where love's face leads.

Because oil flows
to the flam.

Rumi

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Excel sheets will be produced in TV news studios tonight justifying this move, of course. They'll point out, "WHAT ABOUT INDIRA GANDHI!? She did this so many times! Why no outrage then!?"

Pls don't fall for that crap. This business is just not good.

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@Memeghnad @Deepsealioness @IndiasMuslims @RanaAyyub @musafir @ikaveri @Shudraism If you guys can spread the message and ask people to post the mastodon link on their bio or make it their pinned tweet I can personally go verify each of them and create a separate Id from an instance which allows more characters. Can create separate toots for different profession like journalists or writers and have the password and Id shared between a few people to double check or correct any mistakes.

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Browsing through birdsite just for content is different type of high
It's difficult to overcome the urge of replying to their silly birdshits but posting a screenshot here does help one vent it out

All karachi bakery fans, come forward and roast her the way those heavenly almond biscuits/sticks are

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My amma told me an interesting fact today. In Kerala, when people come to dig wells during summer, they distinguish wells as male and female. Apparently male wells always fill up only to a certain extent, no matter how much it rains; while female wells are the ones that overflow during rains..

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There will be many tributes to T N Seshan, who headed the Election Commission when it was proud to be independent. I loved his succinct summary of the fate of nations:

"We lost character everywhere. Fundamental laws of physics: human nature turns to chaos. I will give you a simple example. Don't go to your son's bedroom for 15 days. It will look like a warfield. To make it clean, you need to put in energy. To make it unclean, you don't need any effort. Third law of thermodynamics."

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Confession: I'd been holding this guy Vikas hostage pending the settlement of in my favor. Now that my condition has been fulfilled, I'm releasing him.

If he still doesn't come, it's not my fault.

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also, if you really insist on crossposting from your twitter, please read our rules on crossposting mastodon.social/about/more#cro

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#DoYouKnow Mastodon gives space of 500 characters to post in one toot.

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Just remember one thing today: you do NOT need to give your opinion. You probably don't know enough, and that's okay.

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For those who are missing DM tab for Mastodon. If you are using Tusky app follow settings shown in 1st & 2nd. If you are using browser follow steps shown in 3rd. #TootNotTweet

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On Baiza Bai who held power in Gwalior for 6years & whose life featured a murdered father, an uninspiring husband, success as a banker, failure as an anti-British plotter, a love of horses, and an episode where she rode into battle w/an infant in her arms.
livemint.com/mint-lounge/featu

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Photographs from Tharananalloor Mana, ancestral home of the Padmanabhaswamy temple priests. Located in erstwhile Cochin territory, the house was a 16-wing mansion constructed by the Travancore rajah. Only 4 wings survive today but one beam within depicts the arattu procession in faraway Trivandrum, paying homage to the ruler who built the house in the nineteenth century.

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I made the heavens, the earth, the universe and everything in it in six days. Six. Fuckin. Days. I was working on a tight schedule. Might have forgotten to install a couple of things. Like Justice.

Go easy on me.

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